The cost of joining Surrey's most recognisable cycling club is £30 per calendar year and a one off £20 joining fee.
This buys you a weekly club ride with a bunch of wildly differing cyclists - in shape, style and size - and the unforgettable sight of Smarty's flesh-coloured bib shorts. At least we think it's the shorts...
Oh, and social events, sportives, foreign trips and even the occasional race, if you're that way inclined. (Which, for the record, most of us aren't.)
Best of all you get to wear the best cycling kit this side of Lake Garda.
Fiasco is a club member of British Cycling, so we get a discounted rate for Ride Membership of BC. This includes liability insurance, free legal advice, 12% off at Wiggle, preferential insurance rates for bikes, plus the BC website is full of useful info on cycling, training and events.
If you are looking to join the club, please send an email to our Club Secretary: firstname.lastname@example.org